Contact

I used to really love contact when I was a kid. We'd go out and buy rolls and rolls of it just before school started, so I'd be able to get my new exercise books covered within the first week, and claim my spot as one of the cool kids. It never worked, possibly because instead of cars and TV stars, I always went for dinosaurs and planets. One year I covered all my books in photos of cricketers cut from Inside Edge magazine. That was pretty cool.

Okay, okay. It doesn't seem like good idea to go wantonly posting my contact details on the internet, but if you really must get in contact with me, go look me up on Facebook or follow me on Twitter @GarryCondoseres

Or you can drop me a comment on the home page, but God knows nobody apart from Kim and my sister ever does that.

It's lonely out in cyber space.